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Posted 30 April 2008 - 01:42 PM

There is soooo much going on in LC and I know we've all been hearing peds and the radio saying funny shit. Post it hurr!


One thing I remember, was a ped yelling at me "'Cheesy Vaginas" and "I'm going to ram that ass" lol.

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 01:49 PM

Haha I thought it was IM GUNNA RAPE THAT ASS, and I thought it was a bit extreme, that makes sense now.

Anyway, I just love the random ones like "THE WHITE MAN JUST TRYING TA KEEP A BROTHER DOWN NA WA MEAN?!"

Some guy rings up the radio and he says something about how he has a great car, a great job, and "quite an impressive penis". And then the next caller is like "I want to talk about that last callers penis." And then the host is like "We could talk about mine, like a can of tennis balls, but we wont go there".
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teddy, on Nov 17 2005, 11:14 PM, said:

Same here. My turn offs are also attention whores and peole who like to show off for other people.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 01:58 PM

lol, yea, you and rapping C! Thats all you hear, lol.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 06:01 PM

i sprinted down the street and ran into a man with grocery (sp?) bags and he dropped them and yelled "FUCK! YOU FUCKING FUCKER! i almost died laughing lol
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 07:49 PM

one thing i've noticed is that the pedestrian comments are way more explicit than they used to be, especially with the hookers. I mean, the first time I heard a hooke say "I'm gonna suck that cock real good" I was like, whoa lady.

It's not that GTA hasnt ever used the word "cock" before, it's just different to hear it with such a sexual connotation.


Anyone else agree?
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 10:45 PM

"Fuck this I'm moving to Cleveland"

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 10:52 PM

View PostDelphi1618, on Apr 30 2008, 03:49 PM, said:

one thing i've noticed is that the pedestrian comments are way more explicit than they used to be, especially with the hookers. I mean, the first time I heard a hooke say "I'm gonna suck that cock real good" I was like, whoa lady.

It's not that GTA hasnt ever used the word "cock" before, it's just different to hear it with such a sexual connotation.


Anyone else agree?


Lol yeah, also with the radio and everything else. But its damn awesome lol.


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Posted 30 April 2008 - 10:55 PM

so many lines of dialog have made me lmao so far and I'm barely into the story.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:18 PM

..."Ever wondered why you look like your neighbor?"

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:49 PM

lol, I hear so many but then I forget them. I'm going to have to start writing them down.

I heard "Shit Fuck" that was pretty funny.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 04:05 PM

After crashing into another car a guy yelled... Ill try to spell it out as he said it
"Jesusss Fuckkinnng Christ"
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:38 PM

Two good lines from a cop. Rang 911 so that I could steal a cop car for a mission, car turns up cruises by me and cop goes "You wouldnt happen to know anything about the increase in car jackings?" He then gets out, I hop in and the other cop in the car says to me "Oh shit not again" and tries to bail out.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:28 AM

"Well queef a dog balloon!" LMFAO
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:10 AM

Hot dog vendor: Eat my meat
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 02:59 PM

Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker! What can I get you?
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 03:27 PM

Could have swore I knocked someone over and they said. "Oh, now I'm pregnant..."
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 11:16 PM

Some ped walked into some girl and she said "He's touching my breasts" :o


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Posted 05 May 2008 - 12:26 AM

"Cheeseburgers! Fresh yesterday!" from a burger vendor. It was mainly his accent that made it do hillarious.
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 08:40 AM

has anyone heard any of the calls people made to the liberal talkback radio when R* set up that website?
also reading the forums i noticed alot of people have already finished the game. is this because theres not that much to it or because theyve been playing alot
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 08:52 AM

It's because we've been playing it alot, there is plenty to do. But, like in every GTA game, there could always be more :P
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